Tech Specs: The latest technology in two soup cans connected by a string. Real memory foam pleather. Bass and quality cancelling technology. Bluetooth that anyone over 40 will need the help of a tech genius to pair.
Comfort?: If you ever wondered what your head felt like going through live birth that is a standard feature. The asbestos in the ear cushions give an optimal 6 minutes of comfort before a rash breaks out. The instructions recommend great massage therapists for neck pain.
Great for: Giving your ears a little sauna experience. Ear weight is the hardest to lose.
Quality: I would love to tell you the quality over a Skype call, but the mic sounds like screaming underwater. Comes with a 6 inch charging cable and a handy guide on where to store said charging cable in your attic for generations.
Dollar General Guarantee: The manager of DG will personally call Burma and ask that the distributor punish the child who assembled these if they break.
Deal: Buy 3 cans of pickled herring eggs or Axe brand Vape Juice and get $2 off the headphones.
Easy storage?: It's as easy to store as several horse shoes in a fanny pack. Comes with a designer ziplock bag.
Comes with?: Enough plastic to show dolphins who really owns the oceans. Bite me, Flipper!
Tagline: "The perfect gift for a nephew you never really cared that much for"
Review: 0.5 Mikes out of 5
Prayer Request: Burma's children
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