Welcome to the Pfizer, Lipitor Entertainment Hour
What can I get for $9 a month?: Commercials selling drugs to middle-aged men that are rudely interrupted by shows on ABC and FOX.
What can I get for $14 a month?: No commercials?! Who is going to tell me to try Lipitor, Astepro, Skyrizi, Mounjaro, Sotyktu, and Pfizer?
But you don't want to miss: The Bachelorette, an addicting reality TV show where ten men compete to win the right to divorce a woman one year later.
A hidden gem: That Amish girl with a red bonnet, complaining because a man told her to do chores.
A smart hack: This is where Disney dumps their R-rated stuff. Who cares about Lilo and Stitch when you can watch Bikini Murder Island 4?
People love: Starting a brand new series at season 4.
The Negatives: Binge watching every 20/20 unsolved murder case will not earn you a degree in criminal justice. I already checked.
Is it for kids?: Your kids, who watch only 45 minutes of Boss Baby before picking up the tablet will love...watching 45 minutes of Boss Baby before picking up the tablet.
What else should I know?: You can enjoy exciting WWE programming...nope, wait. They just got rid of it. Nevermind.
Tagline: "Ask your doctor if a Disney owned streaming service is right for you?"
Review: 3 Mikes out of 5
Prayer Request: That poor couple about to be divorced in a year.
Do you like binging stuff? Of course you do. Give Larna Versus The Lifepires: a fitness vampire novel a try and have it be your new comedy thriller. It is about super heroes, crappy diets, vampires.
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